Craptions Classics October 28, 2010

Hi. Sports Illustrated? Yeah, no... no I got the swimsuit issue. I was just calling to cancel my subscription.

Abaddonalpha

Other Craptions

The hospital keeps her on retainer for when a guy comes in with an erection that's lasted longer than 4 hours.

RodneyHardman

Trust me: If she asks you if you want her to "make them talk" say "no."

Diasdiem

"This may be the first time that an ass has actually checked me out, instead of the other way around."

Discorocks

this girl had the most ingenious response to her boyfriend asking for more head...

executivezombie

On her front is just one large long face, with two drooping eyes and a beard.

poppedeye

Oh man, I was so trashed last night. Thank goodness I didn't do anything I'd regret.

Calde

"THOSE are the heels you're wearing to your sister's wedding???"

Kamikaze Phoenix

Don't make that face behind my back...

bubblebrain

Those are the souls of her first 16 husbands.

Kamikaze Phoenix

Why the long face face face face face face face face face face face face face face face?

bubblebrain

The things you can catch from a toilet seat are just getting worse and worse all the time...

Kamikaze Phoenix

You know how sometimes pretty women never get picked up because they intimidate men. Turns out the same's true of crazy bitches.

bcanders

Man's worst nightmare #123: an ass that stares back.

Diasdiem

It gets even creepier when one of them winks at you.

Thomas Calnan
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