Craptions Classics October 27, 2010

And none of the swans ever fucked with the ugly duckling again.

bigkahuna71

Other Craptions

If you say her name backwards it forces Hillary Clinton into her true form.

jakflak

Sir, before we approve your insurance claim, can you tell us one more time how your house burned down?

Ceveron

"Marty! I'm back from the future! I can't explain it, but we may have seriously altered the space time continuum!"

hadleydb

"OK ladies, now remember. Unless you hold up the sticks with hands on them, this won't make any sense."

Malaclips

They gave each other an exuberant high five, and then sadly, they flipped the bird.

jtklove

If they ask if you're a god, YOU SAY YES.

HMS_Ford

Harry Potter and the Low Budget Remake

CaptainDildo

Rubber Duckie, you're the one. You make human annihilation and complete global control so much fun.

ThePoop

Rick knew it was a trap, but was unable to resist the temptation of helping two women in need of roadside assistance.

bcanders

Lady Gaga's creators have arrived. They'd like her back

bcanders

The new Old Navy commercials are...interesting.

RamsayLanier

Charmander from pokemon is embarrassingly caught in an S&M scandal.

ThePoop

Birdzilla eats lightning and craps human legs. His digestive tract is a bit of a mystery.

RodneyHardman

Michael Bay's "The Maltese Falcon"

Zombiecross
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