And none of the swans ever fucked with the ugly duckling again.
If you say her name backwards it forces Hillary Clinton into her true form.
Sir, before we approve your insurance claim, can you tell us one more time how your house burned down?
"Marty! I'm back from the future! I can't explain it, but we may have seriously altered the space time continuum!"
"OK ladies, now remember. Unless you hold up the sticks with hands on them, this won't make any sense."
They gave each other an exuberant high five, and then sadly, they flipped the bird.
If they ask if you're a god, YOU SAY YES.
Harry Potter and the Low Budget Remake
Rubber Duckie, you're the one. You make human annihilation and complete global control so much fun.
Rick knew it was a trap, but was unable to resist the temptation of helping two women in need of roadside assistance.
Lady Gaga's creators have arrived. They'd like her back
The new Old Navy commercials are...interesting.
Charmander from pokemon is embarrassingly caught in an S&M scandal.
Excuse me miss, your bird is pooping a hipster all over my nice clean parking lot.
Michael Bay's "The Maltese Falcon"