Other Craptions

If you say her name backwards it forces Hillary Clinton into her true form.

Sir, before we approve your insurance claim, can you tell us one more time how your house burned down?

"Marty! I'm back from the future! I can't explain it, but we may have seriously altered the space time continuum!"

"OK ladies, now remember. Unless you hold up the sticks with hands on them, this won't make any sense."

They gave each other an exuberant high five, and then sadly, they flipped the bird.

If they ask if you're a god, YOU SAY YES.

Harry Potter and the Low Budget Remake

Rubber Duckie, you're the one. You make human annihilation and complete global control so much fun.

Rick knew it was a trap, but was unable to resist the temptation of helping two women in need of roadside assistance.

Lady Gaga's creators have arrived. They'd like her back

The new Old Navy commercials are...interesting.

Charmander from pokemon is embarrassingly caught in an S&M scandal.

Birdzilla eats lightning and craps human legs. His digestive tract is a bit of a mystery.

Michael Bay's "The Maltese Falcon"

Thanks to new technology, researchers were able to photograph what Alan saw during his acid trip. ~~RIP Alan - 2010~~

I'm thinking we need to find some way to incorporate Valkyries into Christianity.

Chad, a longtime virgin, gladly welcomed his new overlords.

Excuse me miss, your bird is pooping a hipster all over my nice clean parking lot.

Fearsome bird riders! Lay down your arms; this is a peaceful planet, and you are free to pillage our goods and lay with our men as you wish!

Having won a gold medal in dragon jousting, Svetlana thought her personal appearances would be of a higher quality. Sadly, she was wrong.

After this, Pete vowed to never ever use 'have you got a light?' as a pickup line again.

Yeah, some Godzilla foe... It can't even get off the ground, and its easily trapped and tormented by a bunch of girls...

For Betty and Veronica, this would be the BEST. PROM. EVER!

Women-folk: Mess with them at your own peril.

Judging by their vehicle and scepters, if you cut them off in traffic, they have a number of ways to give you the bird.

Funny, and I thought a "Flaming Bat" was a Bacardi, with a shot of rum set on fire...

It runs on crippled puppies, dead babies and fermented bear scat.

"Scratch your back, and torch your sac! 5 dollars...."

The Bird is the goddamn Word!

Whatever sport this is, that blond skank has a gold medal in it.

Alan died doing what he loved

Chad's diabolical plan is coming together.

A rare glimpse into one of Edgar Allan Poe's alcoholic fever dreams.

"Go now, my minions, and DESTROY THE WORLD!!!"

cock-block-a-doodle-doo...

Somewhere, Dwight Schrute is freaking out

I told you Steve, stop getting mixed up with girls who have obvious Daddy issues.

Those fermented bear scats will do it every time. They may be "nutty, with a fruity essence", but they'll make you belch fire like a Thunderbird on the rocks and crap out boys' legs just as in so many pirated porno DVDs.

Converse Wearing Teenagers = Colon Blow for dragons.

The new rules for shuffleboard put the guys at a disadvantage.

Attack of the white fire breathing WTF

"Hey smiling guy! Is something fucking funny? I will UTTERLY OBLITERATE you like the fermented bear scat you are.... BITCHES! Back scratch!"

Interesting toy. It runs on the will of scary nightmare bitches and fermented bear scat (for the flames).

"Just step into the flame and you come out on the other side, see?"

We're giving new meaning to bitch-slappin'

Rod smiled. This was the best $74,573 he ever spent

You scratch my bat, and I'll scratch yours?

Has the "Flaming Moe" finally met its match?

"We need to stop taking this guy's suggestions...how did a simple wedding photo turn into this?"