Craptions Classics October 26, 2010

"This one is dedicated to missing Charlene and her heartbroken family. It's called Bloody Doom Blood Massacre..."

sybo

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THANK YOU, DETROIT! WE'RE ALSO AVAILABLE FOR MISSING PETS AND GARAGE SALE ANNOUNCEMENTS!

Diasdiem

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the fourteen minute drum solo again.

Abaddonalpha

"Dad dealt with Charlene's going off to college in his own particular way."

RodneyHardman

If you're gonna name your band "Milk Carton" you had better have a gimmick.

Abaddonalpha

He may be missing Charlene but something tells me she isn't missing him.

GaseousClay

Well, that's one way to get people to pay more attention to Amber Alerts.

Diasdiem

No, she really is missing; Charlene escaped from their torture chamber just yesterday and they would really like to get her back.

poppedeye

It was an awkward moment when he looked in the crowd and saw a woman wearing the same outfit.

Malaclips

It was later discovered that Charlene had run away to a life where Halloween only came once a year.

troll_alx

Dear Martin, We appreciate your help in posting flyers, but I think we can handle it on our own for now. Sincerely, Charlene's dad

dpollok

Trust a Klingon to get the Vulcan salute wrong.

Diasdiem

"I'm Oderus Urungus, your candidate for governor, and I APPROVED THIS MESSAGE!!!"

jtklove

Performing "Come on Eileen" as "Come on Charlene" was tastless on more than one level.

arlow

Cher has not aged well

bcanders
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