Craptions Classics October 25, 2010

This is the kind of crap you get when musicians don't use drugs.

Abaddonalpha

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System of a Drown

DonFord

The highlight of their show comes when their oxygen is replaced with helium and they do a 10 minute medley of Bee Gees music.

jtklove

Disproving the theory that all musicians score with the ladies

bcanders

Prior to the discovery of blue paint, the Blue Man Group primarily used asphyxiation to achieve their trademark skin tone.

Agent Spiff

Air Supply tribute band gets it all wrong.

87gn

Play Aqualung!

Versus

Hootie and the Goldfish

Redway

I'm sorry guys, the ad was supposed to be for TUBA musicians.

Diasdiem

"This is the LAST time I let you talk me into playing the Obscure Fetish Faire!!"

Angeliss

Well, they're not drowning in pussy, but at least they're drowning. That's...something...I guess.

Mr.Excalibur

Nova Scotia: A place you will never comprehend.

jtklove

THIS is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius.

troll_alx

We can bring back John Lennon and George Harrison. We have the technology.

Versus

The band was originally "Earth, Wind, Fire and Water", but 'Water' was fired when he tried to take their image in a different direction.

Redway
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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