Craptions Classics October 22, 2010

"Look, all's I'm saying is that if you're gonna argue that Nietzsche's existential identity was...oh, shit, Earl. I knocked the fuckin' pyramid over. My bad."

jtklove

Other Craptions

Stupid Australians. Your beer-can pyramid will never stand upright as long as you're on the underside of the earth.

bcanders

People often forget the true victims of the earthquake in Haiti

Cchisle90

Well, that was fun, but we better go. That airliner isn't going to fly itself.

Malaclips

This is Australian for "light drinking".

MattBlack

Noon. Australian for beer.

rorrimimage

For them personally it was the day the towers fell, and they too would never forget.

GaseousClay

Gary gives a visual demonstration of the U.S. economy.

Versus

A metaphor of the rest of their lives.

PUNishment

This is what happens whenever their wives forget to bring coloring books to keep them occupied at dinner.

Malaclips

With the ability to measure times to the hundredths of a second, its very rare that NASCAR needs to resort to the tie breaker.

Malaclips

"Good lord, this is difficult. Where's a drunk Egyptian when you need one?"

Thomas Calnan

"Golds"....Australian for Kangaroo piss!

Discorocks

"This is why we can't have nice things."

Chris Radomile

Good GOING, BOB! Without the beercan pyramid we're going to have to rely on our good looks and Harvard breeding to get the chicks.

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