Other Craptions

Th-th-th-th-that's disturbing folks!

Nothing says "family friendly park" like giant, skullfucking pigs.

The Creation Museum explains bacon.

The wolf is still attending counseling.

Not exactly the side-boob action I was looking for...but it'll do...it'll do just fine...

And here you can see politicians in their natural state, tumbling and playing before their TV interviews

I said "Inflate him," not "Fellate him!"

Well, one thing we know for sure: this picture wasn't taken in the Middle East.

The safe word is "moo".

That's right, squeal! Squeal like an Arkansas redneck!

Farmer Brown: "We really shouldn't have built the Hog farm next to that reactor..."

Porks and Recreation

The best part of piggy porn is that you have quadruple the chance for a little side-boob action to kick things off.

I thought, when you invited me down to the park for some "pigskin action", you meant football.

"My kid is having his third birthday party this weekend,do you have any moonwalks available? You don't,huh. Oh, but you have an anotomically correct inflatable pig. Is it female? I'll take it!!!!!"

Realdoll unveil their farmyard collection... Doll measurements 38/28/38DD/38DD/38DD/38DD/38DD/38DD/38DD/38DD...

This year, the Macy's parade will ruin Thanksgiving. FOREVER.

The convenient thing is you only have to blow up one pig. Then that pig blows the other one.

You can put lipstick on a pig, but... you know... don't.

"That reminds me of my ex-girlfriend." :Why, because she was a fat pig?" "No, because she had 4 tits."

Young Bobby's combination of curiosity and lactose intolerance would prove to be the damper on an otherwise delightful afternoon.

Remember to tie them down.... that's what makes it kinky.

"Pull up Porkins... Pull up!"

Did they HAVE to be anatomically correct?

...and this little piggy said "Who's your daddy?"

Pigs, when they're not in a blanket.

Oh sure, but I have to keep my dog on a leash...

Central Pork.

Sure, I named them Oedipus and Hamlet. The fact that he constantly wants to hump her is merely a coincidence.

The Bounce House at little Timmy's birthday party was pretty bad, but the Ball Crawl was just obscene.

Am I the only person who really wants to see that pig take a 70lb dump on an unsuspecting kid?

Sure, she has massive tits, but she's still a pig.

Bacon strips.

"I'd sure like to pork that haha!" "Yeah and that white shirt is hella hot too" 'That reminds me Joe, we REALLY need to have a talk later..."

I can see their bacon bits.

My fear of giant spiders has increased dramatically

The safe word is: Bacon. Bacon! Bacon! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S HOLY BAAAAAAAACON!

PILF

Ah, I see congress has finally approved a new budget.

How bad was the Guantanamo Bay Prison? They made the Muslim Prisoners pray to these 2, every morning...

Many parents choose to leave out the part about the fourth pig who made a house out of his brothers...

NYC's Central Pork

Well they'll never make piglets in THAT position!

Discovery Health presents: How It's Made-Hot Dogs

"Hurry before I got flat, baby!! You gotta BLOW!!!"

Pray, to whatever god you worship, that those ropes hold

Sixty swine...

Sure sausage is delicious, until you see how it's made.

The artist's name? Goldstein. Yeah, I know! I was expecting something more "Gentile-y" too!