The rifle says "He's in charge" The grass skirt says "of my heart"
Hi. We're having a two-for-one deal on exploiting my culture today.
You would think for people who spend their days half naked, they could at least trim their bushes.
"Is that a rain summoning idol in your skirt or are you just happy to see me?"
All a man needs is three things: Shade, a big stick, and clothing that makes sex a breeze.
"All I got from my trip Fiji was scurvy and sunburn. The wife seemed to really enjoy it though..."
When you buy the manwich special, you GET the manwich special
They will be the first to tell you that you should not, in fact, put a lime in the coconut.
Next week on "Where Are They Now?"... Vin Diesel.
Noel likes to dress the same way he likes his sex: freaky and casual.
See how he's wearing a mask? That's being inconspicuous.
Jerome, sometimes I think you WANT the Predator to mount your skull on his mantle.
The Wiki-pedia founders are highly protective of their territory...
Ah... Tongo, you are not suppose to wear the shirt while ironing it.
Oh, I know... this is the one where Greg gets hit on the head by the Tiki idol while surfing, right?