Craptions Classics October 15, 2010

The rifle says "He's in charge" The grass skirt says "of my heart"

Ceveron

Other Craptions

Hi. We're having a two-for-one deal on exploiting my culture today.

Abaddonalpha

You would think for people who spend their days half naked, they could at least trim their bushes.

Versus

"Is that a rain summoning idol in your skirt or are you just happy to see me?"

ThePoop

All a man needs is three things: Shade, a big stick, and clothing that makes sex a breeze.

metsfan

"All I got from my trip Fiji was scurvy and sunburn. The wife seemed to really enjoy it though..."

metsfan

They will be the first to tell you that you should not, in fact, put a lime in the coconut.

Versus

When you buy the manwich special, you GET the manwich special

metsfan

Next week on "Where Are They Now?"... Vin Diesel.

Versus

Noel likes to dress the same way he likes his sex: freaky and casual.

Mr.Excalibur

See how he's wearing a mask? That's being inconspicuous.

MattBlack

America has laws against tribal hazing. It's also the reason why Jamal here isn't allowed back at the Elementary School.

metsfan

Hawaii Five-Oh-Oh

dpollok

"Ladies, look at your man. Now look at me. Now look at my husband. Old spice!"

jtklove

The Wiki-pedia founders are highly protective of their territory...

Rhymenstein
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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