Craptions Classics October 15, 2010

The rifle says "He's in charge" The grass skirt says "of my heart"

Ceveron

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Hi. We're having a two-for-one deal on exploiting my culture today.

Abaddonalpha

You would think for people who spend their days half naked, they could at least trim their bushes.

Versus

"Is that a rain summoning idol in your skirt or are you just happy to see me?"

ThePoop

All a man needs is three things: Shade, a big stick, and clothing that makes sex a breeze.

metsfan

"All I got from my trip Fiji was scurvy and sunburn. The wife seemed to really enjoy it though..."

metsfan

When you buy the manwich special, you GET the manwich special

metsfan

They will be the first to tell you that you should not, in fact, put a lime in the coconut.

Versus

Next week on "Where Are They Now?"... Vin Diesel.

Versus

Noel likes to dress the same way he likes his sex: freaky and casual.

Mr.Excalibur

See how he's wearing a mask? That's being inconspicuous.

MattBlack

Jerome, sometimes I think you WANT the Predator to mount your skull on his mantle.

Mr.Excalibur

The Wiki-pedia founders are highly protective of their territory...

Rhymenstein

Ah... Tongo, you are not suppose to wear the shirt while ironing it.

Oh, I know... this is the one where Greg gets hit on the head by the Tiki idol while surfing, right?

Rhymenstein
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