The first sexbot only gave handjobs... painful painful handjobs.
Great. A courtesy droid with a big smile and bigger tits. Now what is a girl with a liberal arts degree supposed to do to earn a living?
Shit, America. Get it together. Even our robots are fat.
He has a face only a Stop sign could love.
Well, it's more busty and has more personality than my last girlfriend...
Oscar was later mugged by three Segways and an iPod.
A lot of people claim that Oscar Emery-Pratt got his job because his dad owns the company, but it's really because he smiles a lot and isn't afraid to terminate other employees.
After Rosie retired from her service to the Jetsons, she really let herself go...
"Give me a quarter, and I'll tell you your weight. Give me twenty dollars, and I'll gently vibrate for you all night."
Oscar vowed to be a real boy, even if it meant taking out every other boy on Earth...
Capable of either smiling or making an O-face. Now that's my kind of robot. (wink!)
its nice to see the photo copier work its way up the corporate ladder.
Oh great, now the greeter at Wal-Mart has been replaced.
Hello, I'll be your nightmare this evening.
Emery Pratt, bringing you state of the art 70's technology, today.