Craptions Classics October 14, 2010

The first sexbot only gave handjobs... painful painful handjobs.


Other Craptions

Great. A courtesy droid with a big smile and bigger tits. Now what is a girl with a liberal arts degree supposed to do to earn a living?


Shit, America. Get it together. Even our robots are fat.


He has a face only a Stop sign could love.


Well, it's more busty and has more personality than my last girlfriend...


Oscar was later mugged by three Segways and an iPod.


A lot of people claim that Oscar Emery-Pratt got his job because his dad owns the company, but it's really because he smiles a lot and isn't afraid to terminate other employees.

Kamikaze Phoenix

After Rosie retired from her service to the Jetsons, she really let herself go...


"Give me a quarter, and I'll tell you your weight. Give me twenty dollars, and I'll gently vibrate for you all night."


Oscar vowed to be a real boy, even if it meant taking out every other boy on Earth...


Capable of either smiling or making an O-face. Now that's my kind of robot. (wink!)


its nice to see the photo copier work its way up the corporate ladder.


Oh great, now the greeter at Wal-Mart has been replaced.


Hello, I'll be your nightmare this evening.


Emery Pratt, bringing you state of the art 70's technology, today.

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