Craptions Classics October 13, 2010

They were soon put out of business by the J.W. Booth Equipment Rentals Co.

Diasdiem

Other Craptions

And so ended The Civil Engineering War.

ThePoop

People are in Washington DC right now wondering why there is a monument to a big empty chair.

Malaclips

In Canada, we'd never do this to our heroes ... because we have none.

bcanders

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Mr. "I-emancipated-the-slaves". You haven't sold a crane in a month, now get out there and shake that ass or I'm replacing you with a wacky-inflatable-waving-arm man

bcanders

Ironically, he's returned to enslave the whole human race.

Malaclips

...and this is why there was no Lincoln-Douglas slam dunk contest.

dpollok

The Statue of Liberty was such a nice gesture from the French, that we sort of panicked and gave them this last minute. No one has seen it since.

ThePoop

"4 stories and 7 years ago...."

MattBlack

The Gettysburg address, if entered into your GPS, takes you to a seriously run-down neighborhood.

Julius_Goat

Attention, Citizens of the Union! Lincoln Cranes Inc. has just declared a "Civil War" on prices!

Rhymenstein

Honest Abe's Reconstruction Company.

Diasdiem

As a final F U to the south, Lincoln also freed the tractors.

dajesus

Five bucks says you have his picture in your wallet.

dpollok

You know, the hat really DOES make him look taller....

MattBlack
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