Craptions Classics October 11, 2010

Becky, don't break up with me. I can change for you.

GaseousClay

Other Craptions

Lifetime should never have been given rights to shoot a Transformers movie.

Zombiecross

its ok babe. i brought antivirus.

Pyronius

He can turn into a truck. She can turn into a psychotic bitch.

halfdoghalfdeer

"I think you misunderstood my ad, Im interested in a TRANSGENDER"

burjennio

Oh yeah? Well, you're no Megan Fox!

bcanders

"101001100011010101010100011100." - "Oh, you're such a sweet talker."

Acalyris

Due to a freak computer glitch, Match.com was merged with Carfax...

CavalierX

No honey, that boat isn't your nemesis. Will you just relax while we're on vacation!

ralphlor

Sandra could no longer hide the reason she was coming to work with rust around her lips.

dpollok

Who cares?! I met my boyfriend online at "Robot_Boyfriend_Finder.com"

ilovewomerns

Soundwave was devastated when she left him for an Autobot that could play MP3s.

Diasdiem

9 months later Chuck Norris was born

Mindbreaker

"Frank, you're just not the Ford Focus I fell in love with anymore."

ChaseMitchell

Some girls will go to great lengths to piss off their fathers.

Malaclips
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