I bought it at Lenins N' Things
The Death Tsar
And yet the homeowner's association made me take down my plastic flamingos.
This was supposed to be a table and four chairs. Damn Ikea instructions!
Lenin - in a moment of reflection
Distribute the wealth evenly my ass.
The chrome's nice, but you should see the rims on Trotsky.
I think I know a "Keep Off The Grass" sign when I see one.
Somewhere, there's a Tolstoy lawn gnome with feelings of inadequacy.
He's not Polish, he's polished.
What kids do to Glenn Beck's lawn.
It's odd to see a statue of Lenin with no Marx on it.
The lack of photographer reflection is disturbing
So if I made an "In Soviet Russia" joke, it would be ok, because it's in context. Right? RIGHT???