Other Craptions

I bought it at Lenins N' Things

The Death Tsar

And yet the homeowner's association made me take down my plastic flamingos.

This was supposed to be a table and four chairs. Damn Ikea instructions!

Lenin - in a moment of reflection

Distribute the wealth evenly my ass.

The chrome's nice, but you should see the rims on Trotsky.

I think I know a "Keep Off The Grass" sign when I see one.

Somewhere, there's a Tolstoy lawn gnome with feelings of inadequacy.

He's not Polish, he's polished.

What kids do to Glenn Beck's lawn.

It's odd to see a statue of Lenin with no Marx on it.

The lack of photographer reflection is disturbing

So if I made an "In Soviet Russia" joke, it would be ok, because it's in context. Right? RIGHT???

no Cracked you got it wrong... tomorrow's the 70th birthday of LENNON!

I. Am. Iron Marx!!!!!

"I don't know why we have to remove it. Apparently the neighbours don't like sundials."

"Careful...it looks like the gun turret could still pop up at any time...move slowly..."

He ruled with an iron face.

Opulence......I has it.

I never listen to the devil or angel on my shoulders. Fuck them. The tiny pole vaulter on my head knows way better than those two idiots.

'Sup, dawg, I heard you like hood ornaments, so...

Zombiecross - crani-yum

"Why does everyone stop to adjust their hair when I try to have a conversation?"

Even though metalheads don't usually have long hair anymore, a lot of them have beards.

Botox would have prevented those lines on your face. Now we need Blowtorch.

Russia, year 2047: The Colossus and Ant-Man monument is revealed.

Happy Birthday Lennon! Wait....

A lot of people don't know this, but Lenin was born with an extra chromosome

Vlad, A Mirror Lenin.

That poor little boy on the roof with the spear sticking through his heart would never get the attention he deserved.

Memo To: Prop Department Re: Disco Ball for Dancing with the Tsars NYET!!!!!!

Supercalafagallisticextrashinnychromedome

Well, it looks like you solved him, but the second from top piece is missing. I'm sorry, but you're disqualified.

He was in a very reflective mood.

Silver Surfer Sanders was often celebrated for his heroic efforts....and his chicken strips.

Pimp my Statue.

Soviet Disney park is best Disney park.

The Colonel Sanders gravy bucket is my favorite part of going to KFC in Dubai.

Just... Whatever you do, don't call him "Chrome Dome!"

"CHINESE communism. Not "shiniest" communism. Are you fucking serious? No one ever heard of that. Why would I have been saying that. Oh god, we are screwed. The chairman is going to be here in 10 minutes and he's expecting a statue. Well, we're dead.

Platinum Man, defeated again by airport security!

Pictured: Lenin and his 3-inch pianist.

I guess they COULD put Humpty Dumpty back together again.

Terminator 12: Rise of the Bolsheviks.

When he found out, he flipped his lid!

that's the most awesome - yet ironic - Monopoly piece ever

Ironically, this was Senator McCarthy's hood ornament...

Google Chrome now with Google brain.