Craptions Classics October 07, 2010

There was a resounding "Th-th-th-that's all folks!" and then the earth was destroyed.

Thomas Calnan

Other Craptions

Apparently while you were saving money by sticking coins in his back, he was spending it on upgrades.

benrichardsrm

So, God came down from heaven. It turns out he was REALLY serious about that "don't eat pork" thing.

Julius_Goat

My spaceship has a first name, It's O-S-C-A-R.

ilovewomerns

"It was an unlikely day. Not only were there flying pigs, but Hell froze over, and monkeys wouldn't stop flying out of my ass."

RodneyHardman

The Big Bad Wolf is officially crapping in his pants...

Rhymenstein

Gwar parks where Gwar WANTS to park.

Zombiecross

It's owned by the smuggler Ham Solo.

Thomas Calnan

Ah, good. The bankers have arrived.

bcanders

It soon dawned on the human morsels that THEY were the other white meat

metsfan

"eWay omecay inway eacepay."

Thomas Calnan

Let's hope the aliens take PETA with them when they leave.

bcanders

Babe:Salvation

garrj08b

"Puny humans. You should have listened to the vegetarians."

jtklove
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