Craptions Classics October 06, 2010

Maybe it's because I'm a guy, but I just don't get tampon commercials

bcanders

Other Craptions

"...and I took THIS piece to the Antiques Roadshow. Anyway, long story short, I'm a registered sex offender."

jtklove

The worst thing about scientology is communion

metsfan

Making it look like a science experiment was the only way to hide my bong from my parents.

Versus

Dude! I told you I was going to "tap" that.

Dianvoa

After hearing about Van Gogh's ear, Salvador Dali decided to one-up him.

dpollok

You can see how old Lady Gaga is, by counting the rings!

Rhymenstein

"Look, Jimmy. You're going to have to pick a major. Art class or chemistry?"

Thomas Calnan

No mouth, no hands to hold a credit card, and it dispenses grape koolaid. I would buy it a wedding ring right now, if there were anywhere for her to wear one.

solaceinrage

Barbie had suffered enough of Ken's lies, and his smooth front. Then one day, she just snapped.

jtklove

Sister: dead; science fair: won; life: complete.

Zombiecross

Gentlemen, we can't rebuild him. We don't have the technology.

McFancyFeast

Urine big trouble girly, you really blue it this time!

Casinoeconomy

"I spy with my little eye something that is blue." - "Is it disturbing?" - "Yes." - "That art piece in the corner." - "Damn, you're good."

Thomas Calnan

Willy Wonka had to make weekly juicing appointments for Violet. This went on for decades.

hadleydb
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