I'm fine with the design, but does it have to moan and sweat every time a kid comes out?
You must contain this much fiber to ride.
Never has a "craption" been more literal.
The weirdest part? Kids keep coming out with bits of corn stuck in their hair.
We had to stop feeding him children. They just ran right through him.
And the church never again ordered playground equipment from Japan
Steve Irwin faces his first test in the afterlife.
No, Puff couldn't make it...this is Poop the magic dragon.
...and at Jimmy's birthday party the kids learned the meaning of the word "inappropriate".
"Hurry up Connie Stipation, you're blocking the line!"
If you can think of a better way to break the ice with MILFS, I'd like to hear it.
Of course, the orphans have to use the back entrance...
You know, the whole point of feeding your child to a monster is so the damn thing doesn't come back.
In Texas they say "...like goose shit through a Tin Horn", In Florida, they have a slightly different saying.
Not pictured: the large inflatable ape that throws the children it shits at unsuspecting passersby.