Craptions Classics October 05, 2010

I'm fine with the design, but does it have to moan and sweat every time a kid comes out?

Ceveron

Other Craptions

You must contain this much fiber to ride.

dpollok

Never has a "craption" been more literal.

CaptainDildo

The weirdest part? Kids keep coming out with bits of corn stuck in their hair.

jtklove

We had to stop feeding him children. They just ran right through him.

bigkahuna71

And the church never again ordered playground equipment from Japan

jakflak

Steve Irwin faces his first test in the afterlife.

Exiasprip

No, Puff couldn't make it...this is Poop the magic dragon.

dpollok

...and at Jimmy's birthday party the kids learned the meaning of the word "inappropriate".

Thomas Calnan

"Hurry up Connie Stipation, you're blocking the line!"

faQ

If you can think of a better way to break the ice with MILFS, I'd like to hear it.

Mr.Excalibur

Of course, the orphans have to use the back entrance...

metsfan

You know, the whole point of feeding your child to a monster is so the damn thing doesn't come back.

LilMcGil

In Texas they say "...like goose shit through a Tin Horn", In Florida, they have a slightly different saying.

JayColvin

Not pictured: the large inflatable ape that throws the children it shits at unsuspecting passersby.

lonkris02
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