Craptions Classics June 29, 2006


MARIO KART: THE MOVIE

Tuz

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Craig knew that if he could only come in first, he would finally get the respect he deserved.

moops

"And I looked, and beheld a blue plastic car: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him."

SightblinderX

Win or lose, it was most important to Garth that his mullet avoid damage.

Raoul

Hell wasn't as bad as the Bible made it out to be.

Senor Taco

Tragedy struck when the racers realized that the course empties on to the interstate.

T-Bone

The Fast and the Furious: Playground Pandemonium

Random

Although admired for their originality, there was no denying that this particular chapter of the Hell's Angels was just a little...well, special.

locke

First one down the hill gets their dignity back!

durp

Unfortunately Pixar's 'Cars' failed to live up to the hype.

Tectonicsquirrel

Susan would later be disqualified for having a broken headlight.

Dennis

Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the dogs of war!

Phreezdryd

Neither Fred's car noises nor his awesome hair helped him pass the racer of indeterminant gender ahead of him.

Hobbit

Upon looking at the steamrolling bicycle gang, the French army beat a hasty retreat.

Jezza Mcdougle
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