Craptions Classics October 04, 2010

Now we're just fucking with future archeologists

bcanders

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Disgusting. This is why I only buy free range-organic bicycles.

GaseousClay

The doctors should have known better than to discard Lance Armstrong's testicle in fertile soil.

Zombiecross

This is what China will look like after the Rapture

RodneyHardman

And they say at midnight on the dark of the new moon, if you listen closely you can hear it on the wind from the Bicycle Graveyard: "ring-ring, ring-ring..."

Diasdiem

Please save the bikes! Donate 2$ to help these abused bikes find a better life. By donating 2$ we will give you a photo of the bike you helped save. Don't you want these bikes to have a better life?

McFancyFeast

Step 1: Collect bicycles; Step 2: ... ; Step 3: PROFIT!

Zombiecross

Don't laugh, Segway, you're next.

dpollok

"You said this city needed a bike trail..." said Sal the wise-ass contractor.

ChaseMitchell

And as the autumn wind brings a chill in the air, the noble bikes retreat to their traditional hibernating grounds where they will slumber until spring.

bcanders

Choose wisely, for as the True Bike will bestow life, so too shall the false one take it from you.

Diasdiem

Lots of Huffies, a few Giants, some Treks, a Cannondale or 2... Yes Officer, what we have here, is definitely a "No Schwinn Situation"!

Rhymenstein

So maybe Paperboy wasn't a game after all.

spidergib83

The Duggars need to stop having children.

jtklove
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