Other Craptions

When feeling threatened, the school bus can camoflauge itself as a psychedelic hallucination.

His mother was a Volkswagen Bug and his father was David Bowie.

"Look...all we said is that you were going to hell. We had NO obligation to explain to you how you were getting there. Now shut up and get on the bus with everyone else..."

The wheels on the bus go "Get these fucking things off me!"

What Otto see when he looks at his Springfield Elementary school bus.

How do we get kids to go to school instead of taking drugs? If only we could make it look like school had the same effect...

To save money, the school district went with a new experimental green technology. The bus is fueled by a child's terror.

Autobots roll out...another joint

Uh, your greyhound has worms...

Registered Sex Offender Public Bus System...Coming to a city near you.

This is what it takes to pleasure Pamela Anderson these days.

The public transport near chernobyl hasn't been the same since the disaster.

The Oscar Mayer wienermobile makes its annual appearance at Burning Man.

Around the same time the Mystery Machine was made, so was the Ecstasy Engine.

This is your bus. This is your bus on drugs.

When cruising around in a windowless van with candy just doesn't work anymore..

"Crap. I meant to hit the defrost button.... Jesus! What button did I even hit?!!"

Still less gay than a Prius.

Thailand's version of Dune didn't translate well

...you pulled the "In Case of Mardi Gras" handle in the back of the bus, didn't you Billy?

The sexually transmitted disease float didn't fair as well as expected

I can't drive Shtick.

Dildo Delivery: total anonymity guaranted

Somewhere else, there's a giant slug covered in buses.

When the nuclear worms finally attack, the buses will be the first to go

Megatron's parents never did think his little brother, Methatron, would ever amount to anything important.

Transformers: Hallucinations in disguise?

You have all seen what happens to your brain on drugs. No one ever shows the large intestine.

If an airplane covered in giant glowing fish crashed into this, you would have to laugh, even knowing a bunch of people just got killed.

Unlawful to pass the bus when the orange parasitic worms are flashing.

Never mind, I'll just walk to school.

While repealing Don't Ask Don't Tell turned out to be a great idea, allowing gay designers to build the camouflage transport vehicles didn't work out nearly as well.

Miss Lawson was fired shortly after her fifth graders returned from their field trip to Burning Man.

...but once the bus comes out of the pupal stage it will be a beautiful Corvette.

Lady Gaga's tour bus.

I didn't read much into Scientology, but this image comes to mind.

Pictured above: San Francisco clown car

Unlawful to pass the bus when the flashing parasitic worms are eating children.

I know, "don't ask don't tell." But we can suspect a little, right?

I, for one, welcome our extremely flamboyant retro alien overlords. Please don't rape me.

"Okay children, since state laws and mandatory larva tubes make this vehicle off balance, I'd like all the fatter children to sit on the RIGHT side of the bus from now on."

That was SOME wrong turn the bus driver took!

The Magic School Bus, like anyone else from that time, did heavy experimentation with LSD.

It only picks up Japanese schoolgirls.

Whatever they are, I think they're mating. And I think the school bus likes it.

Who knew that Tapeworm School could be so much fun!

The delivery driver needed five showers after dropping off Andy Dicks's order.

Never before has "Catch it!" been such a dubious marketing slogan.

The magical mystery tour bus.