Craptions Classics October 02, 2010

Not the smoking hot pussy I was looking for google.

MARCS

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On Dora today. Dora learns how to roll a joint.

GetOffMyLake

Dr. Seuss's - The Cat On The Crack.

GetOffMyLake

"True. Lung cancer is BAD.... but not being cool is WORSE."

Exiasprip

"Hey Joe, check out that pussy over there!" "Yeah, and her Pink shirt is nice to" "Joe that's not at all what I was talking about and we should really have a talk later"

metsfan

Oh sure, you can smoke all you want when you have nine lives...

Thomas Calnan

"I know Joe Camel.... You sir are no Joe Camel."

Exiasprip

If your parents haven't taught you to stay away from cats with lazy eyes, in v-cut sweaters, smoking cigarettes with their hands in their pockets while giving the sign for the shocker...well......

Zombiecross

Sure he'll put his butts in the ashtray, but I still can't get him to shit in the litter box.

dpollok

The government's plan to use a combination of animals, cartoons, and tear gas to convince kids not to smoke seems pretty much foolproof.

RodneyHardman

You know, this habit isn't going to help with the hairballs...

Thomas Calnan

"Watch it kid! Don't stand too close. Second-hand pretension can be dangerous."

RodneyHardman

Stupid cats and their territory-marking pheromones. It's gonna take weeks to wash the smell out of Julie's hair.

bcanders

Fluffy Nutter quickly regretted putting his hand in his pocket before remembering to blow out the match.

poppedeye

"Hey kid... You got the tuna?"

Exiasprip
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