Craptions Classics October 01, 2010

Well, to be fair, the kids in the auditorium were crying long before the horse took off its pants.

sybo

Other Craptions

"Ole' McDonald had a.....fetish"

Discorocks

This is how they teach evolution in Alabama. Naaaah, just kidding...They don't teach evolution in Alabama!

jtklove

The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe Malfunction.

Blinker_Fluid

What are you in for Lion? I ate a man in Reno just to watch him die.

GaseousClay

I'm not so sure I want my kids watching the gritty new remake of Sesame Street.

jakflak

Erotic Tip #239: Always take off your pants before your animal mask. Stay mysterious but let them know you're hard!

Mr.Excalibur

Everyone remain calm. They're all spayed and neutered. You are in no danger.

jtklove

NO NO NO GUYS!!!! That's not the one I rode in on!!!

dpollok

The Jail of Doctor Moreau.

Thomas Calnan

Although the new law made their lifestyle illegal, those furries that were sent to prison defiantly pretended to be zebras.

Diasdiem

Most of the animals grumbled about the new dress code, but the zebra was cool with it.

Julius_Goat

Scientology: the musical actually cleared things up for me.

jakflak

Eyes Wide Shut: The Musical

jtklove

What we've got here is failure to domesticate...

dpollok
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