Craptions Classics September 29, 2010

He who climbeth the slopes of Mount Hammertime will be unable to touch this, so sayeth the lord.

Kamikaze Phoenix

Other Craptions

His methods were a little unconventional, but that exterminator didn't stop until every ant was dead.

ChaseMitchell

Painting yourself in a corner isn't quite as funny as building yourself into a volcano.

marvinkraus

"Yeah, he shows up every time it erupts. Usually just nails some chick and leaves again."

Kamikaze Phoenix

"Huh...maybe we should have tried using a smaller virgin."

Jeff Kelly

"It's a fine statue and all, Tom, but I'm just not sure it's right for a pre-school."

Jeff Kelly

And on the eighth day god said "Let there be Whack-A-Mole"

Jay3000

Man, some people will do anything to protect their parking space.

Julius_Goat

This is either about MC Hammer's smash hit or the perils of Stalinist Communism. Either way, it's pretty sweet.

Mr.Excalibur

When all you have is a hammer, every problem is a nail

bcanders

"I went to hell and all I got was this lousy hammer"

CyborgNinja

"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, PLANET EARTH!!!"

Colin Murdock

Interesting.....I've heard of people shitting bricks.....I guess it only makes sense that bricks WOULD shit people.....

mabogo

I passed a kidney stone once too.

sybo

His upper body is in good shape, but he REALLY needs to work on those legs.

Pieter
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