Other Craptions

If the bait even works...that rabbit is going to kill them all.

Why does no one else seem to take issue with the way Veggie Tales portray the Crucifixion?

"What? It's duck season? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!"

"The evil snowman is slain! The land is at peace once more!"

The following morning most people disregard the stoned plans they made with friends at 3 AM. These guys aren't most people.

We've got a message from the Ayatolla. It says "You fools, you were supposed to find the RABBI".

New studies are finding that we need more beta carotene than once thought. Scientists are describing this amount as a "shitload."

PETA breaks the world record for biggest salad, and largest collection of preachy assholes

The considerably less popular cousin to the ice cream truck.

You can laugh, but their vision is so good they can see through brick walls.

It's amazing what 15 people and a sheet of acid can accomplish in just a few hours.

This would be a great idea if trucks liked to eat carrots.

I don't care Dave. Keep driving untill we catch that carrot.

When most kids' pets run away, parents can only console their children, or buy them new animals. But my Dad? He was the shit.

Pictured: Science, as defined by Mythbusters

This looks like a job for the Beta Carrot Team.

And people tell me that Universal Health Care will be a waste of money. They know nothing.

Mythbusters attempts to find out if trucks can be embarrassed.

"I wish I knew more about automobiles...I can't help but wonder if the auto body place charged me for unnecessary modifications."

They soon learned, however, that carrots aren't the best bait to kidnap children.

Do you think one of us should tell those dumbasses with the nets that this isn't an ordinary rabbit we're going after?

The Trojan Carrot is carefully lowered into place.

This picture was taken moments after a 40-foot talking rabbit dressed in drag pointed this group of gullible hunters in the wrong direction.

After their initial disgrace, Team Tomato did manage to capture the enemy queen and win the day.

On their way to make the largest can of V8 ever.

After nuclear disarmament, Russia used its leftover uranium to solve world hunger.

Truck Driver: Why we wearin' red? Passenger: That way we match the tomat...fuck!

Shut up, guys. It worked with my horse.

I guess vegans don't like regular GPS systems either.

The daily feeding of Rabbitzilla was always the zoo's major tourist attraction.

If you're an idiot, and you're in the desert...Craptions will come.

"We wouldn't have to do this if -Someone- hadn't forgotten to pack the holy handgrenade, Pete."

Finaly we found Iraq's WMD

Another failed attempt to go green.

Are we too late to try our ridiculous plan to plug the oil spill?

The survivors of the bunny-ocalypse risk everything on one crazy idea.

Bugs Bunny wont know what hit em

"HEAR YE, HEAR YE! We have successfully pulled the giant carrot from PETA's ass! Enjoy eating meat with no more fear of consternation!"

Famous last words: "I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque, instead of coming here and getting disemboweled."

Welcome to Mel Gibson's 'Fat Camp'

Scientology: No Refunds

Time to feed House Minority Leader John Boehner.

The Carrot Top Cult looks to "recruit" some new members.

In the days before Stewcraft was illegal...

BP's CEO: "Well if this doesn't plug the oil leak..."

Next up, Paris Hilton will give her oral presentation...

If all else fails, use the Holy Hand-Warhead.

"erm guys... we forgot the donkey"

This vehicle uses night vision.