Craptions Classics September 25, 2010

All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names. But now they're all dead.

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George Lucas will do anything to make a buck.

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Bambi... I AM YOUR FATHER.

CantTameTheJdog

"So, Luke, how'd you end up defeating Vadar? Using the Force or something?" "Nah, he wandered out into traffic and I ran him over in my T-16."

RodneyHardman

Luke had to get a little creative to justify keeping his father's head as a trophy.

Zombiecross

"Nice rack, Leia!!" - "Thanks. It was my father's."

Thomas Calnan

When young Skywalker bagged this beauty with his blaster, it was confiscated due to it not being Sith Lord season.

dpollok

Sorry, Rudolph, but that redness in your nose is a serious infection. After we perform the amputation, you'll need to wear this respirator.

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"I found my lack of antlers.... disturbing."

Thomas Calnan

I picked these up on my last visit to Moose-Eisley.

Redway

You know Dancer and Prancer and Vader and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and...

williwan

Empire Weekly, "Designer Lord Gaga dies mysteriously moments after first unveiling..."

SeanGouw

I see the force is FABULOUS with this one

CamarilloBrillo

George Lucas presents "The Deer Hunter."

poppedeye

The darkside always had a weakness for salt lick.

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