Craptions Classics September 24, 2010

Uh... not the "bitches with strap-ons" I was looking for, Google.

Versus

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Even though you the don't ask don't tell policy was still in effect, everyone knew that Sgt Woofers was a dog

skarlath

Michael Vick never saw it coming.

randymarsh

"I'm not picking up his shit 'cause he's a dog. I'm picking up his shit 'cause he's a general."

Thomas Calnan

I bet he has awesome vet benefits.

Dunksta

Despite being fixed, this dog still has more balls than you.

ThePoop

Because if we don't find a way to mark our territory, we'll never keep the terrorists out

bcanders

Tragedy struck when they threw a hand grenade and Fido brought it back to them.

Thomas Calnan

I'm all for equal treatment, but letting blind people skydive is pushing it.

Versus

This here is how we separate the dobermans from the doberboys.

Julius_Goat

€œThere is absolutely no way this will fail.€

bman742

The question is not "IF" flying terror-cats will be invented, but "WHEN". And when that day comes, we'll be ready.

Zombiecross

OK, Rex, stick with the plan this time. We drop you in, you dig up their flower garden, and your out. I don't want another leg-humping episode again.

bcanders

"Did you remember your dog tags-oh for fuck's sake..."

Thomas Calnan

He's a Blackhawk pilot, and he's an MP, and he's just a loveavble mutt from the streets of Kabul. Together they make the newest sit-com from ABC: Three's Company C.

DaleSams
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