Craptions Classics September 23, 2010

Call the X-men. I think I know where Magneto's hiding out.

Diasdiem

Other Craptions

After months, police still can't crack the case of the missing newspaper boys.

bcanders

"Hurry up and pick one!" said my cheap bastard of a father..

NelsonCarcamo

Good thing they got reinforced steel bars over the window. Don't want someone stealing the untold riches that surely reside in that palace.

GaseousClay

"I'll be home soon, honey. I just need to pick up a few things at the Broken Old Shit store first."

Ghengis

The Mustang Convertible says "Small penis", but the poodle on his lap says "and it's inverted".

Versus

Come on in if you're bike curious.

GaseousClay

I dunno. This is where the guy said to come to get free candy, but I don't see him. Maybe I'll go knock on the door

bcanders

One person's junk is another persons...wallpaper.

Heythatrhymes

These History Channel shows are starting to suck...

gnj83

Pictured: The cheapest place in town to get your dog neutered

bcanders

Transformer abortions are never a pretty sight.

Ceveron

Spotting meth labs in town is too easy

poppedeye

What a pile of crap. Get that car away from my house!

Ceveron
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