Other Craptions

"Mant Farm." Oh no, the pictures have become self aware and started craptioning themselves!

Everyone wanted to come up and see the giant magnifying glass that had appeared on the horizon.

It was really only marginally better than "Roach Motel" across the street.

The Mants thoughts they were safe until the WASPs arrived.

In Arizona they're filling these things with illegal immigrants and making Alien Mant Farm.

Damn it... EVERY time I try to have a picnic.

It's still more fun than Euro Disney.

The Dig Dug Amusement Park was a dismal failure.

Go ahead and laugh, but they're the most productive society around.

It's people! Mant Farm is people!!

Assembly time: 212 man hours. Novelty time: 4.5 minutes.

What an amazing structure! They must be Carpenter Mants.

They put one of these up in Arkansas and three people died trying to find the way out.

You must be THIS DUMB to enter.

Aunt Farm is down the road.

They were waiting until the ants started picnicking... then they would strike.

It was a fun exhibit until you got to that one corner at the bottom where they stacked all the dead bodies.

10 seconds later, a giant lawn mower runs over it.

The experiment in creating a perfect new society was going well, until the researchers got bored with it and just let them starve to death.

How many times do I have to remind you to read the ebay item description carefully?

Further proof that sometimes you haven't truly hit the bottom until you've made it to the top.

Jeremy knew his experiment was a total failure when he realized everyone was just using his MANT FARM to try and locate their cars in the nearby parking lot.

This is how they know your city needs a mall

It's nice, but if you order the Sea Monkeys from the same ad they just send you giant brine shrimp.

God Dammit Todd! You need to put this UNDERGROUND if you want to catch a Morlock!

Now North Dakota has a tourist attraction of its own! Take that South Dakota and your dumb Mount Stupidmore!

They were drawn by pheremones they couldn't understand.

The rides at the Arkansas State Fair keep getting worse every year.

Can I juist go ahead and block the Mant Farm-ville App right now?

It was George's flatulence that forced everybody to the top for fresh air.

I vote THAT as the "pee wall" and over THERE as the "poo corner".

Little do they know there's a 500 foot kid with a magnifying glass just waiting for the Mants to emerge.

Elton John's farm wasn't as disturbing as Neverland Ranch... but it was a close call.

Some things are just asking for a big gust of wind....

"So, uh... Get abducted by aliens and and wake up here often?"

This is way better then the Muncle Farm.

The Republicans' idea of welfare was not well received by some.

and they were from that day forward known as "Those retards that actually climbed to the top of the Mant Farm."

Silly, but at least the rent is dirt cheap

Finally, a completely accurate depiction of how George Dubya Bush won his second election...

Little did they realize that their owner would soon lose interest and throw them out with some empty juice boxes.

Live action Etch-A-Sketch: only the strong survive.

It's my uncle farm.

"Yeah... Well, you and WHOSE army?! Oh.. Wait, yeah I see..."

Those people look like ants from down here

Man, but getting served by the DMV has truly gotten ridiculous lately!

Just another day at the office.

FAKE!! None of them are black OR red.

Mant farm? Is this where poor people are harvested for their organs?