Other Craptions

Some trees have evolved to scare the shit out of lumberjacks.

Your move, Darwin

He wasn't such a show-off after Vesuvius erupted.

Well David Blaine, you've managed to turn yourself into an elephant and stand on your trunk for 79 days, yet everyone still manages to not give a fuck.

The elephant, when frightened, can disguise itself as an ordinary tree...

It’s one of those either/or optical illusions. Consider yourself lucky if you only see the upside elephant.

This sculpture is called "Fuck the Circus".

Babar was starting to think his friends were right. Maybe he WAS an attention whore.

Finally... A symbol that FULLY represents the Republican Party...

What happens in the Tar Pits STAYS in the Tar Pits.

one million years ago, he dropped a peanut right there.

This is your elephant. This is your elephant on drugs.

When the artist was asked what his inspiration was, he replied "I forget."

Stuck that landing!!!

Scientists have been trying to clone woolly mammoths for years, and all I had to do was open a bag of Planters next to a tar pit.

Pachystand

"I never know if that's a stalactite or a stalagmite..."

Unfortunately, he soon sneezed, and four tourists were killed.

Send it back! I ordered mine medium rare!

"Okay, be still now, the 'Google Earth' satellite is overhead."

Raining cats and dogs is bad, but shit get's real when elephant's fall from the sky

*shrug* Would've been cooler with a tutu.

Red Bull addiction, graphically depicted.

Horton heard a WTF!

But seriously, put the mouse away.

I came here with an elephant, but it seems to have disappeared.

This is fine I guess. I just liked it better when they trampled tourists.

WE'VE STRUCK ELEPHANT!!

"Is it...is it safe?" "I don't know honey, just shut up and strike a pose"

Waiting for the stars to align, the Old Ones lie dreaming. Some on the bottom of the ocean, some in plain sight.

Dumbo had flown as far as his tired ears could carry him.

Boy, elephants really don't like mice do they?

And that my son is why you never put your trunk in the electrical outlet

The sculptor named it "You'd Have to Be Retarded to Stand Under This Thing."

Sally turned, stunned by the incredible man whose bag matches his pants

Is using a time machine to go back in time and throw an elephant on top of the Pompeii Volcano evil enough?

These new styles of scarecrow, while impractical, are extremely effective.

Did you read the Cracked article today about animals and camouflage? Yeah, this is actually a Sooty Skinned Fallow Deer. The more you know!

Even though the other elephants tried to warn him Chuck was determined cheer Hannibal up after his defeat

Archaeologists believe it to be the first 'Yo Mamma' joke in human history.

The tourists wandered around, thinking "Where has the elephant gone?", and as the elephant thought: "I can't believe this fucking worked."

In true maverick fashion, Senator John McCain knew that no ordinary filibuster would do, and called upon the heavens to revert back to his spiritual animal.

The Devil may have disrupted life with retarded people, but God struck right back by calling their hobbies "Art".

Sure you got the action photo, but was it worth you and your friends lives?

On their vacation, the Johnsons only cared to see one thing. Everything else was irrelephant.

Moments earlier, Ted, a city by-law officer, was trampled to a bloody pulp after asking to see Oli's busking permit

Operation: Dumbo Dropped

Pink makes you look 20 pounds heavier...but so does 15 pounds.

"Psss... If you guys see the escaped Lion don't tell him where I am."