Craptions Classics September 20, 2010

"Don't forget, honey, we're parked next to that thing you never let me do to you."

Versus

Other Craptions

This is how we get purple.

leevans225

Ok ... I know this is difficult for you ... but can you make a piece of modern, abstract art showing where he touched you?

bcanders

69 is for amateurs. 88 is hard core.

GaseousClay

On windy days, this sculpture is violently erotic.

Mr.Excalibur

If you can tell me a better way of explaining what fisting is to my kids, I'd love to hear it.

Versus

Odd. Yesterday, my new Republican and Democrat sculptures were just standing next to eachother.

Bator

The Kama Sutra by Fisher Price.

Versus

Just as soon as they understand the symbolism, the Westboro Baptist Church will launch a protest.

Diasdiem

These two have clearly decided to ignore the "no entry" sign.

Dunksta

9 months later the poster child for bathroom signs was born.

ThePoop

Dedicated to all those who lost their lives while playing Twister. Never forget.

pfelon

I've never understood European road signs - I blame the metric system.

bcanders

When I said I wanted to play doctor, I didn't mean proctologist.

Backinblack

What Avatar looks like without 3D glasses.

ChaseMitchell
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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