Craptions Classics September 19, 2010

Canadian Army photo, circa 1994

puppy528

Other Craptions

"We'd really love to stay and chat but we moustache..."

CantTameTheJdog

They see us rollin', they hatin', patrollin' they trying to catch us ridin' dapper.

dpollok

The 43rd French tank division didn't inspire much fear in the invading Nazis...

RodneyHardman

Biker gangs in the 20s were a lot less threatening than today

Richy Craven

In the early Tour de' France, you were awarded points for mustache.

dpollok

What I find typical in 1880's gangster penny-farthingchase movies, is that the guy wearing a porkpie hat is usually the first to die.

Bator

"look guys, just pose for the picture, a hundred years from now, no one is gonna be looking at it at making fun of us"

smartestidiot

Successful newspaper deliveries: 1286 out of 1290. Casualties suffered: Only 1.

ThePoop

Due to their enormous size, training wheels were required to ride these mustaches.

Dunksta

The Ministry of Silly Bikes

Penguator432

In the early days of the Tour de France it was the bikes that were on steroids.

Thomas Calnan

"Last one home is brutish nincompoop!"

Redway

Dammit, Terry. We said black hats. BLACK hats.

Icarus1701
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