China's Google Earth, post-censorship
Behold......The Meth Star.
Dude, awesome welding job! How the hell do you get out now?
"See, Jack, if you look really close, it will show you that WE'RE STILL FUCKING LOST!"
Moments later, Reg, Skip and David were killed by a giant golf club
9 out of 10 hippies can't point out 'Earth' on a globe.
They didn't know what it was. They didn't know its purpose. But they KNEW they had to steal it.
From Rand McNally’s abstract period.
"I'm not sure what it is... why don't we worship it?"
We have discovered the one weakness of redneck mob. Something shiny
Now THAT is a kidney stone
Megatron got a bit sentimental after his testicular cancer surgery
"How do we get the liquor out of it?"
Damn you Ikea... this was supposed to be a coffee table... damn you to hell!!!
Vince here for the Hippie Zapper. The new way to control the hippie population in your desert. Just fill with patchouli, plug it into a 220 volt outlet, and POW! No more dirty hippies!