China's Google Earth, post-censorship
Behold......The Meth Star.
Dude, awesome welding job! How the hell do you get out now?
Moments later, Reg, Skip and David were killed by a giant golf club
"See, Jack, if you look really close, it will show you that WE'RE STILL FUCKING LOST!"
9 out of 10 hippies can't point out 'Earth' on a globe.
They didn't know what it was. They didn't know its purpose. But they KNEW they had to steal it.
"I'm not sure what it is... why don't we worship it?"
From Rand McNallyâ€™s abstract period.
We have discovered the one weakness of redneck mob. Something shiny
"How do we get the liquor out of it?"
Now THAT is a kidney stone
Megatron got a bit sentimental after his testicular cancer surgery
Damn you Ikea... this was supposed to be a coffee table... damn you to hell!!!
Vince here for the Hippie Zapper. The new way to control the hippie population in your desert. Just fill with patchouli, plug it into a 220 volt outlet, and POW! No more dirty hippies!