Craptions Classics September 17, 2010

China's Google Earth, post-censorship

puppy528

Other Craptions

Behold......The Meth Star.

bigkahuna71

Dude, awesome welding job! How the hell do you get out now?

dpollok

Moments later, Reg, Skip and David were killed by a giant golf club

bcanders

"See, Jack, if you look really close, it will show you that WE'RE STILL FUCKING LOST!"

Bemfactor7

9 out of 10 hippies can't point out 'Earth' on a globe.

Versus

They didn't know what it was. They didn't know its purpose. But they KNEW they had to steal it.

jtklove

"I'm not sure what it is... why don't we worship it?"

Mothra24

From Rand McNally’s abstract period.

bman742

We have discovered the one weakness of redneck mob. Something shiny

bcanders

"How do we get the liquor out of it?"

jtklove

Now THAT is a kidney stone

bcanders

Megatron got a bit sentimental after his testicular cancer surgery

Ceveron

Damn you Ikea... this was supposed to be a coffee table... damn you to hell!!!

Backinblack

Vince here for the Hippie Zapper. The new way to control the hippie population in your desert. Just fill with patchouli, plug it into a 220 volt outlet, and POW! No more dirty hippies!

dpollok
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