Craptions Classics September 16, 2010

"So what's it do, Tom?" "It shuts her up for a while, Bill."

Fkelleghan

Other Craptions

The mind control device says "yes" but the blank expression says "don't expect anything beyond the missionary position."

Mr.Excalibur

The 1990's view of the 2010 internet experience.

sybo

My hair better be GOD DAMN STRAIGHT after this

bcanders

Ok, we can save her. Just do EXACTLY what I say. Now just cut the red wire.

Ceveron

Scientists try to discover why she won't sleep with them.

MARCS

Plugging into the Matrix used to be a BITCH!

sybo

It's a little known fact that Nikolai Tesla was the inventor of the bowl cut.

MattBlack

The machine was built to find out exactly what love is, but after reaching "baby don't hurt me" the circuits exploded

metsfan

Introducing Google Brain.

hadleydb

"You know... on second thought I'll just skip the stress test, Mr. Cruise..."

Thomas Calnan

As 5 scientists argue about why their machine isn't working properly, Stan, the absent minded janitor, enters the room and plugs it in.

metsfan

It costs 1000 dollars to use...but it will erase your memory of Goatse.

Kamikaze Phoenix

3D televisions are more trouble than they're worth

RodneyHardman

Damn it Jim, I'm just a simple country doctor!

lonkris02
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