Craptions Classics September 15, 2010

They've finally invented a blow-up doll that will screw YOU.

Diasdiem

Other Craptions

Funny, mine usually points to my left.

Diasdiem

I'm sorry to say, sir, but you have penis cancer. We would have caught it sooner, but all the signs were pointing elsewhere.

kierankieran

Try as they might, the good people at H&R Block just couldn't compete with Jackson-Hewitts giant, inlatable tits.

Abaddonalpha

Trust me, you DON'T want to see the advert for the proctologist down the street.

Backinblack

It was then that he saw her, sitting on the building across the street: The inflatable used car lot gorilla of his dreams.

ChaseMitchell

California's new marijuana law might make things look a little different.

Heythatrhymes

If your income isn't keeping up with inflation, at least your tax preparer will be.

Diasdiem

More like H&R Co... I can't do it, I just can't.

Fisto

Seriously, if you need this thing to find your way to a building two feet away, maybe you shouldn't be outside by yourself.

poppedeye

I find your choice of advertising taxing.

bcanders

H&R Block CEO board meeting "Dammit John, what are we going to do with the rest of this blow and that inflatable party doll?" "Steve, erase those tapes from last night, get a sharpie, and meet me outside"

Kryptn556

He swallowed that the wrong way.

Mothra24

Pictured: How NOT to inspire confidence and trust.

HMS_Ford

The direction becomes less accurate the colder it gets outside

Ceveron
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