Craptions Classics September 13, 2010

"Look, if I give you this money, you'll just use it to buy more overalls."

ChaseMitchell

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"And now I will pull out the name of the lucky winner of today's Nigerian Lottery from the metal pot... I'll just need his or hers name, address, banking info, etc..."

sagittarius1203

It's getting harder and harder to hail a cab in this town.

apathetic

"In Kenya, I was a doctor."

Abaddonalpha

And another journalism major enters the work force.

jakflak

What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?

ladyravengreen

For my next trick, I shall die alone.

bcanders

People wondered what had happened to Chris Tucker's career . . .

stodavr

You know, just because you can do something that's not easy, it really doesn't always mean you're talented.

Mr.Excalibur

That kid in the background is going to grow up to have rather racist assumptions about his ethnic class-mates.

unamerican

Yeah, you laugh, but he's the most successful crack dealer in the city.

dpollok

And this is how he went from being known as Shoeless Joe to Eyebrowless Joe.

Mr.Excalibur

We've secretly replaced the water in the bowl with gasoline. Lets see if he notices the difference.

Calde

Huh ... I guess the Black Eyed Peas are nothing without Fergie

bcanders

"Well, he had a sign that read, "I'll dance for food", so I gave him a candy bar.....and then this happened."

Discorocks
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