Craptions Classics September 11, 2010

Few people know that every time Lady Gaga dies, the mother crab just lays a new one.

sharonp

Other Craptions

If I had a nickel for every time a Zenu cruiser ruined a football game...

BrakShow

It roamed into the concert. Everyone was startled at first until it commanded the band to play "Freebird".

Exiasprip

The alien teens were disappointed that the Intergalactic Arcade's claw game only had a bunch of tiny humans for prizes.

RodneyHardman

Tired of the previous failed Super Bowl half time shows, the NFL hired Michael Bay to coordinate this years.

gnj83

Fun fact: humans will pay to see themselves get killed

Ceveron

One day later, NASA insisted everyone just saw a weather balloon!

sagittarius1203

"Oh, you want Justin Bieber? Here, take him!!!"

dpollok

If you'll all take your seats, the tentacle rape concert will begin in 15 minutes.

TANK828

"Actually, the one that abducted and probed me had more flashing lights."

Redway

"Independence Day" had it right. People will gather around a giant death-ray as it fires.

VaderMaul

Pictured: a brain sucker at the Sarah Palin rally. What's it doing? Starving.

sharonp

In Solviet Russia, claw machine wins you.

DakerShaker

Look! Row W Seat 32... a woman!

jrkinnard

"Metsfan is out of control. I repeat. Out of Control!"

Citizen_Residue
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