Other Craptions

And this year's winner of "The Most Original Way of Disposing of a Dead Hooker" is...

You want to confuse the HELL out of Greenpeace? Shoot one of these and put it in the recycling bin.

Evolution developed wildlife that could handle Gulf of Mexico water with surprising quickness.

Damn you Ikea instructions! Damn you to hell!

Taxidermy: You're doing it really, really wrong.

"Hey man, we figured out why your toilet won't flush."

"N..no, w-we're not smuggling any endangered species here."

This is Sarah Palin's idea of a game preserve.

When I was young, nature-lovers would use naked women to protest. Can anyone tell me when, precisely, juice-can bears trump naked women?

1:01 pm MDT: Garbage becomes self-aware, then stressed out. Takes up yoga.

The safeword is: "Pic-a-nic Basket"

Sarah Palin's plan to rid Alaska of garbage by attaching it to polar bears and releasing them back into the wild was somewhat successful...

Before pop art, there was such a thing as bad taste.

Gross. You can see what it had for dinner.

They're Jersey Shore bears... you can tell by their trashy outfits... ba-zing!!!

"I'll hug him and pet him and call him George."

Some Native Americans believe that all people have a totem, an animal spirit who watches over and guides them. I think this one is Snooki's.

Tonight, on the 11 o'clock news, Lady Gaga is found dead when she is suffocated by one of her own costumes... and there was much rejoicing...

It doesn't matter. If it doesn't fit in the blue bucket, the garbagemen won't pick it up.

Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor not a Genetic Engineer, that was my minor.

It's your Wedding Day, Versus! Your league buddies pooled their change and got you... this. WTF is it? Who knows? It expresses how we all feel about you and your 'comedy'!

Another fine product by 3M!

Some frats take Pledge Week just a little too far.

One man's trash is another man's...c'mon, who are we kidding here?

"It followed me home! Can I keep it?"

It's obviously a Picasso.

I like the stylish blue painter's tape, it really brings out his, er, her, um... its eyes.

Due to the poor economy, we decided to make Christmas presents for the gift exchange. I was lucky enough to draw Cousin Abrahim, who works at the local recycling plant.

All was well until a group of NASCAR fans passed by and realized there was like a million Marlboro miles wrapped up in there.

Holy shit, Versus! Just how much tequila did you drink at your bachelor party?!?

The unique diet of Alaska Blue Bears gives them a glossy sheen.

Thanks, PreserveABear4Ever.com!

Please don't feed the garbage.

Smarter than the average bear... and dead...

This bear has lost its fear of humanity and must now be relocated to an inner city slum.

Check out those dudes in back: they're doing a Saran Rap.

At 3:10 EST today, the Recession becomes self aware.

"Look at this...horse! See the detail in the sculpting, the ears, the nose...wait, I'm being told that this is not a horse..."

"...found the smell!"

Siegfried and Roy aren't taking any chances this time...

... and the global warming and evolution deniers had no more legs to stand on.

This is the worst piñata ever.

I've never forgiven Mom for throwing out my comic books and all the rest of the stuff in the basement.

Hidden in the ghetto of New York, lies the undiscovered talent of up-and-coming wrappers.

Hey, check it out! The pictures from Versus' honeymoon are already back... o-kay...

Oh man, Versus, I told you not to let cameras in. Just wait 'til the Mrs. sees this. She's gonna be all-like "Ummm, really? No stripper? What's wrong with you? I had four of them!"

No, I said we were going to burn the Quran, not the Saran.

Does a pile of garbage shit in the woods?

Unusual ski accidents require unusual casts to heal.