Craptions Classics September 09, 2010

I was stuck on a deserted island for three months. I was starving and lonely. Then I saw this boat come by... so I hid behind a tree until they left.

Thomas Calnan

Other Craptions

World of War Raft.

GaseousClay

God, I really hope this is from the opening scene in the next Jaws picture.

poppedeye

First, there was the Ship Of Fools. Then came the Raft Of Idiots.

HMS_Ford

Oddly enough, there's an app for this.

bcanders

Gives new meaning to Virgin Atlantic, doesn't it?

Backinblack

Welcome to Thunderboat... 25 men enter, everbody drowns...

Backinblack

Wear a suit. Eat a meal. Sit on an uncomfortable stool. Swordfight. Yep, this is a pretty comprehensive list of "things I wouldn't want to do on a raft."

Julius_Goat

The resultant drop in trade due to the recession has hit the piracy industry hard.

bcanders

Huck and Jim immediately regretted their decision to "see if those nice weirdos need a ride."

ChaseMitchell

The "Floating Dinner Theater" was a huge success... until they hit the rapids.

jrkinnard

Someone tell the guy in the gray suit that the theme of the cruise is The Middle Ages, not middle age.

GaseousClay

"Shit. We forgot the oars."

jtklove

Well... there's twenty guys on this raft and room for one more, what do you think? "Fkellaghan"?... "Sure"... "BEGIN THE RITUAL!!!!!"

Abaddonalpha

To have females on board would make it more like a vacation. That's what it needs - more flotation.

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