Craptions Classics September 08, 2010

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Diasdiem

Other Craptions

Tonight, on Middle Earth's got talent...

Backinblack

"OMG, Doug, galvanized annealed steel spoons weren't around in 1327! You look like SUCH a tool!"

Julius_Goat

His Armor is +1 against Gravy, and has a 10% resistance to stain-based attacks.

Kamikaze Phoenix

And we finally see the band Neck Face.

hadleydb

Sir Not-Getting-Laid-Much and Lady Doesn't-Put-Out-At-All.

Mothra24

Pictured: The best birth control invented ... ever.

bcanders

"Isn't it ironic? My father told me that all I'd be good for is shoveling shit, and here I am, with only a spoon."

LilMcGil

The last thing an unlucky hitchhiker sees.

jtklove

Gary is very proud of the things doctors have removed from his colon.

jtklove

Your hat looks like the back of a saddle... which is appropriate because you look like a horses ass.

GaseousClay

This is no laughing matter kids. If you slack off in school, you too could end up just like me.

bcanders

Detective Werner Spatz of Scotland Yard's Tableware Recovery unit holds the spoon, missing since Sunday. The dish that ran away with it remains at large.

MoPac_Shakur

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

Fkelleghan

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes before photoshop

bcanders
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