Craptions Classics September 07, 2010

OK, if a kid gets into THIS van? Let them go. They weren't going to survive anyway.

Julius_Goat

Other Craptions

Some serial killers just don't give a fuck.

Backinblack

"If this Van's a Rockin.... GET A CROWBAR AND BREAK ME THE FUCK OUT!"

ThePoop

It recruits Twilight Tweens. And, thankfully, disposes of them.

Mothra24

Some vans sell ice-cream, others sell firewors. Others yet: Nightmares.

Mr.Excalibur

Say what you will, but it gets 30 miles per lost soul.

Backinblack

I'm guessing someone's parents "just don't get them".

Zombiecross

Sometimes, forcing sex offenders to report their location to the authorities is a bit redundant

bcanders

He bitterly regrets the matching tattoo.

jtklove

Hey look, kids! It's the "I scream" truck!

Julius_Goat

"Our influences include Metallica, Slayer, Sodom, Deicide, Darkthrone and 1st graders' drawings..."

ThePoop

Seriously, I leave unlocked wherever I park, and people don't even try to steal the GPS on my dashboard.

Redway

Never leave your car unattended in the Goth part of town.

jrkinnard

Ozzie Ozbourne never has trouble remembering where he parked.

Julius_Goat

Sometimes you just know, without asking, that they don't have any Grey Poupon.

Fkelleghan
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