Other Craptions

Some serial killers just don't give a fuck.

"If this Van's a Rockin.... GET A CROWBAR AND BREAK ME THE FUCK OUT!"

It recruits Twilight Tweens. And, thankfully, disposes of them.

Some vans sell ice-cream, others sell firewors. Others yet: Nightmares.

Say what you will, but it gets 30 miles per lost soul.

I'm guessing someone's parents "just don't get them".

Sometimes, forcing sex offenders to report their location to the authorities is a bit redundant

He bitterly regrets the matching tattoo.

Hey look, kids! It's the "I scream" truck!

"Our influences include Metallica, Slayer, Sodom, Deicide, Darkthrone and 1st graders' drawings..."

Seriously, I leave unlocked wherever I park, and people don't even try to steal the GPS on my dashboard.

Never leave your car unattended in the Goth part of town.

Ozzie Ozbourne never has trouble remembering where he parked.

Sometimes you just know, without asking, that they don't have any Grey Poupon.

The Black Magic School Bus

"Neck Face is going to be big. We got a tour bus now, please honey give me another chance!'

Rippling bat abs only work on the Dark Knight.

There are some things Harry's Auto Repair can't fix.

Shaggy woke up in a haze. One look at his van told him he had too many Scooby snacks the night before

The other side says "Ass" "Hole".

Harry's website is www.craigslist.com.

They found the problem. It's the nut behind the wheel.....

"Hi, Ed Hardy? This is the world calling. STOP IT."

It could be worse. He could be a tattoo artist.

Van-pire

The thing about double-headed bats is they can never agree on where to bite.

What? Like you've never seen a soccer mom before.

By simple deduction, I can tell you he has Head inside the van.

You should see the tail this thing scores me at Manson concerts.

A fire-breathing Dragon on the side of your van says "I like to party!" but a two headed were-bat on the side of your van says "I'm here to abduct your children."

DON'T show me the CARFAX!

Ass, grass, or your mortal soul, no one rides for free...

"Hi, I'd like to talk to you about religion, and-No?... Ok...."

You know, besides the Pentagram, upside-down crosses and vaguely phallic nature, he's kinda cute.

Harry quickly diagnosed the situation as completely fucked up.

TranslyVANian mass transit.

If I can't get the chicks to love me, then I'll take their derision and pity.

When mom won't let you get a tattoo

I think this qualifies as 'fashion backward'.

The cincinatti school board had some misgivings about their newly aquired schoolbus

Welcome to New York City, the home of dyslexic split-personality vampire graffiti punks, and Harry's Auto Repair. Go fuck yourself and have a nice day.

"So...who wants to come out to the Metal Van and get raped?"

He has to bring it here every week to buff out the damage from all the stakes and silver bullets.

"That bastard didn't sell me a lemon... He sold me a DEMON!!!"

Pictured: The arch-nemesis of the Scooby gang

Harry says your girlfriend's head is trapped under the parking brake, that's the problem!

It's not just parents that are happy kids are back in school

This guy dares to expose himself to daylight?

Yeah, I got in the van, but only after he promised me a TON of candy.