Craptions Classics September 05, 2010

Meanwhile, on the 103rd floor, Brian witnesses the most inept window washing team ever assembled..

ThePoop

Other Craptions

Ninja lore often tells a story of silence, quickness, it's almost like they just appear out of no where.....but setup is a bitch.

Discorocks

Go ahead. Build your wall Arizona. We'll find a way in. We always find a way.

Abaddonalpha

why can't the damn drama kids just get wasted behind the back of a 7-11 like the rest of us?

iantendo

Just how many ninjas does it take to change a damn lightbulb.

testpattern

I'm sick of how parents baby their kids now. In my day, our playgrounds had gravel under the swings, rust jungle gyms and ninjas.

Blinker_Fluid

"Yeah, the black man group is pretty nice. I wouldn't let them near my car though."

Johay

well THAT was the worst swingers party I've ever been to...

iantendo

Day 276...Still no superpowers. We'll try again tomorrow.

Kamikaze Phoenix

"Not only are they NOT dead...I don't even think you know what a noose IS!"

Kamikaze Phoenix

Looks like the studio really slashed the special effects budget for "Spiderman 4."

RobFinfrock

No wonder Nixon lied about Watergate. I wouldn't have believed this either.

AveragePenisMan

Theses are the coders of Adobe Acrobat,so that explains alot.

secdp1

It's a diversion... The unseen seventh one crawls through the nearest upstairs window and robs the house!

sagittarius1203

"To Catch A Predator" is trying out a new formula.

Bator
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