Craptions Classics June 26, 2006

Ben will always be remembered for his highly orignal suicide.

Xoldersister

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All your bass are belong to us.

Steroid

As the sun set on his first day of classes, Ben finally had to admit he didn't know where the fuck the music building was.

Splinky

Phil didn't quite understand the concept of base jumping.

Bosco

Out of lightning bolts, Zeus scoured his den for alternatives.

Brendan

Phillip knew his father had been killed by a grand piano falling out of the sky, but he could never have forseen his own fate.

Amadeus

Fiddler on the Roof 2: Bigger, Badder, and Celloer

M

Look Genie, clean out your fucking ears! I wished for a 12inch pianist, and this is obviously a violin player.

ProudAnselmo

The devil went down to Georgia, saw what they did to stringed instrument players down there, and went home.

xredleg

Desperate Afghan insurgents have finally discovered the one weakness of the B-52: its love of dance.

Linux fan

Yo Yo Ma does the Dew.

larry14

The army may have rejected Johnson's Rocket propelled cello idea, but he would have the last laugh....

Jungerrr

After hours of trying to play his new Trombone, Tommy knew something was wrong..

Benno

In all the world, and all the fetishes there had never been one so socially unacceptable as this.

Locke

"YEMEN!! Are you ready to lite-ROCK?!?"

Silly Billy
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