Craptions Classics September 04, 2010

I don't care how politically correct it is, I'm still opposed to constructing a mask at ground zero.

puppy528

Other Craptions

Well it sure is nice honey, but I think you misunderstood what I wanted for my birthday

Ceveron

Gulliver thought it might be fun to let the Lilliputians bury him in the sand, but when they started laying in the paving stones he got worried.

RodneyHardman

I wonder where the entrance to the Secret Republican Lair is...

Zombiecross

No silver platter? Fucking budget constraints.

Braum

Shoe-throwing contest at the mall???

sagittarius1203

This is not what I meant when I said HEAD TO THE LOBBY!!

Dunksta

Do NOT wake it up. It took three bluegrass bands to put it to sleep.

Zombiecross

The George W Bush balloon was the least popular at the Taliban New Year's Day Parade.....

ranpath

Somewhere, there's a giant presidential body not noticing anything is wrong.

Zombiecross

"I'm going to restore DIGNITUDE to this shopping mall"- W.

sagittarius1203

Twas the Democrats that killed the beast.

DaleSams

The next morning the Statue of Liberty was quietly arrested for Murder 1. She doesn't tolerate cheating husbands.

jakflak

No you idiot! I said plant a bush as in LANDSCAPING! Oh never mind...

jakflak

A memorial to Eduard Haas, the inventor of the Pez dispenser.

RodneyHardman
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

The Weekly Hit List

Sit back... Relax... We'll do all the work.
Get a weekly update on the best at Cracked. Subscribe now!