Other Craptions

Well it sure is nice honey, but I think you misunderstood what I wanted for my birthday

Gulliver thought it might be fun to let the Lilliputians bury him in the sand, but when they started laying in the paving stones he got worried.

I wonder where the entrance to the Secret Republican Lair is...

No silver platter? Fucking budget constraints.

Shoe-throwing contest at the mall???

This is not what I meant when I said HEAD TO THE LOBBY!!

Do NOT wake it up. It took three bluegrass bands to put it to sleep.

The George W Bush balloon was the least popular at the Taliban New Year's Day Parade.....

Somewhere, there's a giant presidential body not noticing anything is wrong.

"I'm going to restore DIGNITUDE to this shopping mall"- W.

Twas the Democrats that killed the beast.

The next morning the Statue of Liberty was quietly arrested for Murder 1. She doesn't tolerate cheating husbands.

No you idiot! I said plant a bush as in LANDSCAPING! Oh never mind...

A memorial to Eduard Haas, the inventor of the Pez dispenser.

So, are the people in the basement parking level looking at his ass???

Obviously fake. Those benches have clearly been photoshopped in.

Instead of placing it on Mount Rushmore, George Bush's head was just left in the middle of a courtyard for people to kick around.

"I ain't got no-body!"

He'll sometimes take a nap or "catch some dubyas" before a conference.

Finally, George Bush had a head big enough to match his ego.

"Dammit, there's another one. Why does everyone want to dig a hole to china?"

Much like the actual man, the artificial replica was eerily life-like.

We're gonna need a bigger shoe...

Where's the pigeons?

I want to see heads roll!

"Does this building make my head look big?"

He snores; so far, no one has woken him up to tell him to stop.

Another Mt. Rushmore reject ends up at the local shopping mall!

"Welcome back to: American Idolism!"

Boss level in Doom 1.

This is how you know foreign countries dislike presidents.

"If he wakes up, he'll demand a hearty breakfest. We don't wanna take that risk."

Copyright: Peter Parker Photography

"I'm Dick Cheney and I approve this beheading"

And just when they least expect it, Glenn Beck bursts from the head and consumes their souls!

"Choking hazard: May contain small parts. Not suitable for children under age 3"

One bush in the atrium out-grew its home.

They always said Bush never had a good head on his shoulders...

After realizing that nobody cared that he was in the plaza, the disembodied head decided to take a nap.

This sucks. Why couldn't they get a jump castle like a normal mall?

Warning: Overuse of Just-for-Men grey hair cover dye may lead to a green hue!

I see they finally found the WMD in Iraq!

Do you see Bush or Reagan?

"Just go under the left ear and you will find the men's room."

Dick Cheney always leaves a calling card...

Your tax dollars at work!

Pass out drunk on the streets of Tokyo, wake up, and not only is your wallet gone but this shit get's built around you.

Worst. Presidential. Library. EVER!

Whew, it's okay. For one terrified moment I thought you were going to tell me our surprise outing was for Miniature Golf.