Craptions Classics September 03, 2010

We can rebuild Stephen Hawking. We have the technology.

Diasdiem

Other Craptions

Terminator 5: Retirement Day

Dunksta

Are you a killbot on Medicaid? Do you have mobility issues? The Scooter Store would like to help!

jtklove

"Humans, Take me to your wheelchair accessable entrance."

BradMan

Far too late, Jay Leno learned what Conan spent his summer working on.

Julius_Goat

It's staying close to it's power source: Children's Tears.

Mr.Excalibur

... and yet he was easily foiled by a flight of stairs.

Fkelleghan

"FUCKIN RUN!!! THE FOG MACHINE HAS BECOME SELF-AWARE!!!"

ThePoop

Quadrapalegicon always told his friends it was an "Ability", not a "Disability".

Discorocks

"If I had quit smoking as a young robot, I wouldn't have gotten emphysema and become stuck in this mechanical chair..."

Kamikaze Phoenix

Later Robo-Cop would become Robo-Vet, and people still wouldn't spare him a goddamn penny.

ThePoop

Look at the half-assed transformation process. Clearly, we are dealing with a Go-Bot.

Mr.Excalibur

"Systems indicate that he who smelt it has a 99.9% likelihood of being the one who dealt it."

Times_New_Omen

Its about time Steven Hawking decided to direct his genius to solving his own problems.

nhub

When he was in high school he shotgunned 12 cans of ethanol at a party, then wrapped his frame around a tree going Mach 5.

RodneyHardman
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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