Other Craptions

Upon arrival, the Los Angeles SWAT team found out Proposition 19 had been passed. Things got awkward...

The genie said three wishes. He chose: be high at will, invisible to cops, and the 3rd one should be obvious upon close sweatpants inspection.

"What, no more casual Fridays?"----"It's Monday, Jim"

Suspiciously, the policemen eyed each other. One of them HAD to be the hippie infiltrator.

I knew it was possible to drink yourself sober, but I wasn't aware you could smoke yourself un-paranoid of cops.

Special Weed Analysis Technician

They're about to draw straws to see who has to conduct the body cavity search.

Not pictured: a degree

where's police brutality when you need it??

Oddly enough, this is a prostitution sting...

"we can't stop him unless he looks mexican."

Guess which one's the communications major

He only remembers taking this picture, yelling "Oink!Oink!" and waking up in the hospital.

Isn't THAT a case of the pothead calling the kettle black-ops!

This picture says well over a thousand words; I'm just glad I don't have to smell it.

First let me see a show of hands... how many have been in a calendar shoot before?

"Hey, did you see that guy walking around asking everyone for Scooby Snacks?"

Look on the bright side: at least he's wearing pants.

Hey look it's Daryl Hannah.

"Look Ma, no evidence."

Illegal. You can't set those riot cops up for police brutality charges like that. It's entrapment, and a waste of a perfectly good Kodak.

Scott was back with reinforcements, he was going to get his correct change from that fucking ticket vendor.

So you're saying this guy doesn't vote Republican???

After this photo became public, the department began instituting mandatory eye exams.

Don't worry Conan, you'll get work soon.

In the choice between exposure to pepper spray or Axe body spray, I choose the pepper spray.

Giving officer Cheech the keys to the drug evidence locker was a bad idea...

Dammit Duane...the party is AFTER the raid!!

...and then in the dream, right when I start to feel safe and confident that I'll go unnoticed, every single one the cops stops talking and looks straight at me.

"Tase me, bro...tase me goood and hard."

I never thought it was possible, but I'm actually rooting for the police here.

"You have the right to remain silent.." "....Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man...."

Sticks and stones may break my bones, and these cops are sure to beat me.

Jim noticed Alex noticing the dreadlocked photographer. It was something they were going to discuss before they ever had sex again.

"If you ever think you're losing your killer instinct, just look at him. It'll return."

Hey bros, did I hear someone say they needed a super visor?

Upon arrival in Los Angeles, Whiskeylicker found out that Proposition 19 had not been passed yet. Things got awkward...

If it smells like bacon...it's probably coming from the unwashed hippie.

This sting operation can't fail...

Shirtless photography: Don't legalize it.

S.W.A.T. Smoking Weed Awesome Tripping

The team noticed a difference in the demeanor of Chief Cal after he got his medicinal marijuana license. But what really tipped them off was when he sent them on a mission to "grab a shit ton of doritos and a fresca..."

Gonzo's second favorite thing about HempCon was getting his picture taken with the confused and pissed-off cops at the decoy location.

Don't ask, don't tell... like we fucking need to ask...

S.W.A.T practice. Now with 48% more Hippie Beating

"Alright, let's light this camerabong-- A bunch of WHAT are behind me? Oh, well I don't eat pork, dude. I'm vegan."

Off-camera on the left: a donut stand.

Officer Steele tried not to make contact with his dealer as he walked by. Billy always showed up at the wrong time.

It's true that cops get the best weed. Their dealer is this guy: Sunflowerchakra Waterfallhug.