Craptions Classics September 02, 2010

The Miami police and their new drug sniffing Doug.

jtklove

Other Craptions

The genie said three wishes. He chose: be high at will, invisible to cops, and the 3rd one should be obvious upon close sweatpants inspection.

Zombiecross

Upon arrival, the Los Angeles SWAT team found out Proposition 19 had been passed. Things got awkward...

WhiskeyLicker

"What, no more casual Fridays?"----"It's Monday, Jim"

sybo

Suspiciously, the policemen eyed each other. One of them HAD to be the hippie infiltrator.

Silk

I knew it was possible to drink yourself sober, but I wasn't aware you could smoke yourself un-paranoid of cops.

Zombiecross

Special Weed Analysis Technician

sybo

Not pictured: a degree

lumberjef

They're about to draw straws to see who has to conduct the body cavity search.

jtklove

where's police brutality when you need it??

iantendo

Oddly enough, this is a prostitution sting...

Backinblack

"we can't stop him unless he looks mexican."

Randolph

Guess which one's the communications major

Skipmuntz

He only remembers taking this picture, yelling "Oink!Oink!" and waking up in the hospital.

sybo

Isn't THAT a case of the pothead calling the kettle black-ops!

Heythatrhymes
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